I Shot J.R. This joke-that even UFOs had the "I Shot J.R." bumper stickers, was done in colored ink. Notice they're watching TV. A New Life Form Based on Caffeine This was a Carl Sagan joke. I think many of us have felt this way-dying for a cup of coffee. Fake Christmas Tree This rabbit thought he might sucker people into giving him presents by dressing himself up as a Christmas Tree. Dieting Gone Wild This is an old cartoon from medical school. My roomate and I were eating so much "rabbit food" of carrots and lettuce that we felt we were going to turn into rabbits ourselves. Here her boyfriend finds us transformed. Asimov-Ellison Joke This was a joke about Isaac Asimov (the tall, dignified guy) and Harlan Ellison. Notice I gave Ellison the last word. Sorry I Asked This is a three-part cartoon panel based on mycollege roommate who worked as a waitress. It's not always wise to complain... View page without image notes, but with more cartoons.